90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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