it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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