her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
They should really pass out barf bags in church
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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