Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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