you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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