Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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