check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
