Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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