Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
