I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it hurts more in the daytime
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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