So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Shame - the story of my life.
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