Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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