Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize