But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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