that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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