If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
