pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
