I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
worst night to have a conscience
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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