I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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