Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
he fucked my hip out of place.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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