lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Houston, we have a blender
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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