Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Just invented taco cereal.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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