is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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