That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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