i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
