lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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