Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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