I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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