so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Randomize
