So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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