I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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