I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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