THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
You need a sexual gate keeper
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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