He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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