Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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