I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
This is not my ceiling
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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