Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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