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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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