I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
