You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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