Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Is Oprah even human
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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