this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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