idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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