BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I just got carded by a ten year old.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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