He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
