Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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