Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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