Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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