I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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