hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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