i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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