somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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