Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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