I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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